Comedy Shows in Dartford

January 2026

Chris McCausland

• 25 January 2026
  Orchard Theatre
  Chris McCausland is touring the UK with his stand-up show “Yonks!”, bringing his sharp, observational comedy to theatres nationwide.
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Mo Gilligan

• 29 January 2026
  Orchard Theatre
  Stand-up superstar Mo Gilligan brings his brand new tour The Mo You Know on a UK tour and global run throughout 2026.
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February 2026

Sara Pascoe

• 26 February 2026
  Orchard Theatre
  Sara Pascoe: I Am A Strange Gloop is a new stand-up comedy tour by Sara Pascoe, touring the UK and Ireland from 2025 into 2026, exploring parenthood, identity and modern life in her thoughtful, funny style.
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March 2026

Jason Manford

• 26 March 2026
  Orchard Theatre
  Jason Manford is touring the UK with his new stand-up show “A Manford All Seasons.”
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September 2026

Al Murray

• 4 September 2026 - 5 September 2026
  Orchard Theatre
  Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv is a new stand-up comedy tour by Al Murray, performing his iconic Pub Landlord persona, touring the UK in 2026.
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